do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
did i just pee glitter
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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