The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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