things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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