Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
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