i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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