considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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