oh god the rape fog is back!
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
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Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
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