you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
