So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
After last night, I could never be a politician.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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