Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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