just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
