we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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