apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
