Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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