with your own penis?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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