he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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