the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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