My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
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