I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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