btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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