We won't sleep together?
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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