it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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