He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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