problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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