I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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