I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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