I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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