I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
