umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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