can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
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