but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Got drunkdialed by my estranged mom while wallowing in pinkeye drinking 100 proof eating ramen alone. Year summed up perfectly.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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