Who wears a wallet chain?!
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
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