weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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