D3 body, D1 cock
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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