I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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