Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
