i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
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