I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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