I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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