just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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