we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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