Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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