Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
