Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
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