My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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