when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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