the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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