Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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