Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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