It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
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