we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I think people are normalizing furries
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