Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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